Anyone care to type them up?

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I'll have a go. Here are the first few songs.

Morning Wood (0:33)

Paul: **snoring***
***knock knock knock knock***
***knock knock knock***
Dawn: Paul, Paul, you gotta get up
peanut, time to get up.
Hey oh (laughs) oh what is that
Paul: Wha... Daw...Don't flatter your self Dawn it's only morning wood.


Simple Pleasures (3:06)

Paul: Please don't look me in the eyes when you're
Both: giving me a Blow Job
Paul: It makes me feel so bad I have a
Both: wife and I'm a dad
Paul: and if they ever found out why I'm
Both: never 'round for dinner
Paul: They could see it in my eyes that
Both: daddy spends time with hookers

Paul: But I am just a man
Dawn: with simple pleasures
Paul: I suppose I could use my hand
Dawn: with simple pleasures
Paul: If my family ever found out
Dawn: about his secret pleasures
Paul: I'm sure my wife and three angels would kick me out

Paul: Please don't look me in the eyes when you're
Both: nibbling on my nut sack
Paul: I could give you an extra five if
Both: you'll let me cum inside
Paul: and if that's not your thing I could give you
Both: some kind of warning
Paul: Maybe tap on your head and use a
Both: Kleenex instead

Paul: But I am just a man
Dawn: Who loves his blow jobs
Paul: my wife just doesn't understand
Dawn: Never gives him blow jobs
Paul: She says that I am a sick man
Dawn: He loves blow jobs
Paul: So I am visiting a hooker again

Paul: Please put your feet on my face and let me
Both: smell them while I jerk off
Paul: It would make me cum so hard but be
Both: careful this is my wife's car
Paul: and when she takes the kids to school, I don't want them
Both: sitting in dad's spooge
Paul: in the car seat where they sit. So let me
Both: cum on your tits

Paul: I'm a husband and I'm a dad
Dawn: Who loves his blow jobs
Paul: I suppose this all sounds pretty bad
Dawn: Don't you fucking judge me
Paul: It's not something that I can just quit
Dawn: He's addicted to hookers
Paul: I love blow jobs and feet and tits


Brekkie (0:51)

Dawn: P. Alright we gotta get up. you know We gotta focus. We gotta get the CD done
so come on get up get out of bed.
Paul: I know Dawn I just got up. Give me some time here.
I'm starving right now.
Dawn: What do you want to eat.
Paul: What have you got?
Dawn: I don't know umm.. you mean like breakfast. You want..
Paul: you got Bloody Mary mix?
Dawn: You know what I don't think that's a good idea because we need to like focus
we've been fartin' around and this CD needs to get done.
What do you want? I have like... You want like a whole grain English muffin
with maybe some egg white omelettes or something.
Paul: Do you have any doughnuts?
Dawn: Doughnuts *sighs* I'll go check
Paul: Thanks


Doughnut Song (2:36)

Paul: Stopped at the bakery on my way to work
I ended up in line behind some fucking jerk
Well he better not want the same doughnut as me
'cause there's only one left that has sprinkles and cream

Well sure as shit he just ordered it
but he's got a face that I can't forget
so I followed him out to his car
he tried to make it home but didn't make it that far

Because I ran him off the road into a ditch
that's for taking my doughnut you son of a bitch
I love my doughnuts and I'm not ashamed to say
I'll kill any motherfucker that gets in my way

Because doughnut's calm me down.
Dawn: doughnut's calm him down
Paul: doughnut's calm me down
Both: until they're gone

Paul: Love my doughnuts and I'm not ashamed to say
I'll kill any motherfucker that gets in my way
I've got warrants in 26 States
'cause these doughnuts are just good, man they're fucking great

Because doughnut's calm me down.
Dawn: doughnut's calm Paul down
Paul: doughnut's calm me down
Both: until they're gone

Doughnut's calm me down.
Dawn: doughnut's calm him down
Paul: doughnut's calm me down
Both: until they're gone


97% S**t (1:22)

Dawn: Hey did you ever like. did you like....
I know you went to parochial school.
Did you have like a school slut girl?
Like a slutty girl in your school
Paul: If I remember I think like all the girls in that school were pretty slutty.
Dawn: What? Everyone of them?
Paul: Yeah it was a small class. So... I means it's not like...There wasn't like 30 of them.
There was probably like 8
Dawn: You would...So what...How many people were in your class?
Paul: 20
Dawn: So what is that like you had 100% slut ratio of slutty girls
Paul: well there wouldn't be a hun...well I guess if all the girls were there
yeah it would be 100%. Maybe like 97% if you really got into the mathematics
Dawn: What were the other 3%? Who were those girls? Were they hids?
Paul: Yeah probably. I mean it's such a long time ago, it's hard to remember
Dawn: I think I might have been in the bigger category
Paul: slut category?
Dawn: *laughs* yeah
Paul: You're 97% slutty
Dawn: *laughs* you're mum...isn't
Paul: At all
Dawn: No. Neither is mine. She's 100%

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I had a few problems understanding a few of the lyrics in "Little Girl"
If anyone knows the correct lyric please fill them in.


Little Girl (2:52)

Dawn: (with Paul in harmony)
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her head
and when she was good, she was very, very good
but when she was bad she was horrid

She was a troubled teen but never run away
no prone to fits of depression
But everybody said "it's all in your head"
About things we should never mention
Like the rope and the pills and the glass and the ??? (Sounds like comics )
are all things she considered

Maybe on the last day they would all finally say
Oh my god she was truly a treasure
so she swallows it down it's such a small town
and the things have the way of a spreading
you should run run away before you go insane
Stop hurting those who love you

Can't answer why she messed with all those guys
Basement level's always under cover
???????????????????? I hear that careful ????(scream?)
even though those boys they made her
She gave them quite a fight, scream with all her might
but the echoes were all in vain
and the counsellor said "it's all in your head"
it was easier than to believe her

so she swallows it down this is such a small town
and the things have the way of a spreading
Maybe on the last day they would all finally say
Oh my god she was truly a treasure
Like the pills and the rope and glass and the ???
are all things she considered
you should run run away before you go insane
Stop hurting those who love you

There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her head
and when she was good, she was very, very good
but when she was bad she was horrid


Community Service (1:24)

Dawn: Hey P. Remember when we got in trouble for showing all those kids on that little bus our genitals?
Paul: Do you remember when we got in trouble for showing all the kids on that bus our little genitals?
Dawn: What? Well maybe you did. Well wait that makes it seem like I might have a rhino clit.
My little genital. Doesn't that sound kind of sweet?
Paul: My little genital
Dawn: aww. look at her, my little genital. But remember that, that was kind of bullshit.
Because we both had to go to court and we had to file all those like papers
and then we had to do the community service.
Paul: Not allowed by schools, with children
Dawn: Which really hinders your pedophile career ***(both laugh)***
Paul: Really does
Dawn: Now you have to like go to other places, like water parks
Paul: Right, where I'm safe
Dawn: But no,Um... I'm glad... I'm kinda glad that happened and that we got in trouble
because otherwise we wouldn't have been able to write this song.
Paul: That's true
Dawn: and I really think like we're really giving back to the community
and like all those little retards that we flashed
Paul: Those...The children are our future Dawn
Dawn: and they should see my darling little genital **laughs** aww


ABC (1:36)

Dawn: Gather 'round children 'cause we gonna do us some learnin'
Paul and I are gonna teach you your ABC's ***cheers***

Paul: A is for asshole, B is for bitch
Dawn: C is for cunt and D is for Dick
Paul: E is for
Both: Eatin' pussie
Dawn: Mmm Mmm
Paul: F is for fucking, G is for Gay
Dawn: H is for Humping and that's OK
Paul: Because I, I'm
Both: Smitten Bayou
Paul: J is for jizz and K is in KY
Dawn: and the L is for the lesbians that lick it all night
Paul: M is for morning wood and N for "Nigga Please"
Dawn: and the O in oral it gets you on your knees
Paul: P is for prostitute and Q is for queef
Dawn: and the R in the rim job, it's pretty neat
Paul: S is for sodomy and T is for tourettes
Dawn: Fuck, shit, fuck
Paul: U is for the underwear that you like to sniff
V is for vajayjay and W's for wet
Dawn: and the X is for the porno you get off the internet
Paul: Y is for you and that brings us to Z so let's all grab a zig-zag and smoke
Both: an ounce of weed ***jeers***
Dawn: What? you don't fucking like that? Fuck you, you little babies.


Rock and Roll Monkey (2:43)

Dawn: you know when we are at a show Paul and like we're playing our hearts out.
We look around and the crowd is...they're like...you know what they're really like they're bull shit.
They're not..they're not into it sometimes
Paul: Sometimes
Dawn: and.. and that really makes me really mad and it makes me want to like fling poop on them
Paul: like a monkey
Dawn: like a crazy rock and roll monkey. Like one that just is like has the diarrhea and is putting her hand in her little diaper
and flinging the poop.
Paul: But, like would that really get the crowd more interested or would that make them less interested at that point
Dawn: I think they're going to pay attention
Paul: Right
Dawn: Someone is going to be like what the hell? **splat** What was that?
Paul: Hey you need to stay focused. She's throwing poop
Dawn: Yeah they c.. Excuse me look over here. Look at what I'm doing for your attention.
Like that kind of stuff?
Paul: I suppose. There's definitely two different types of people in the world though
Dawn: I think probably like we need to write a song to get the audience engaged.
We need to like write that song that like will really make 'em fall in love with Smitten Bayou
and then they're gonna think about us all the time and then we won't have to be flinging our shits at them.
Paul: OK so in order to not fling shit, we should write a really catchy fantastic song
Dawn: Not just catchy, like the most catchiest, the most fantastic, the most like it goes into your brain
like that fuckin' bug on Star Trek
Paul: and lays eggs
Dawn: Well I don't know, Did it lay eggs? I thought it just like "I'm in control of you now"
Paul: Maybe they were like controlling eggs
Dawn: D...Wh...Ha...Would the eggs control the person or would the bug control the person?
Paul: The bugs that came from the eggs
Dawn: Do you even know what...what I'm talking about?
Paul: I've never seen Star Trek
Dawn: I can't believe we're in a band and you don't know what I'm talking about.
They put like a worm in an ear and it then took over the body of the...the Star Trek dude
Paul: Are you thinking of The Matrix?
Dawn: Tha....Did they put something in their ear in The Matrix?
Paul: It was his belly button
Dawn: Oh yeah that was gross. That was way gross but for some reason things in your ear are grosser
but anyway obviously let's write this song, like the bug in The Matrix had a baby, like Star Trek's bug and
The Matrix bug they fucking went in your belly button and then went in your ear and they're meeting in the middle
and they're making this song that is so good that you can't ever get it out of your head
Paul: Sounds easy, let's do it.
Dawn: Let's do this mother fucker

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Hum Diddy Dum (2:00)

Paul: Woke up this morning with a song stuck in my head
I tried to get rid of it but instead it stayed there all damn day.
Somebody please make it go away.
It goes Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum

Dawn: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.
Paul: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum and you're all welcome.
Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum
Dawn: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.
Paul: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum and you're all welcome.

You know the songs that make you go crazy.
You'd change the station but you're too lazy.
It's so easy to sing along. Well Dawn and I wrote a little song
that goes, Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.

Both: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.
Paul: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum and you're all welcome.
Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.

Both: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.
Paul: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum and you're all welcome.
It goes, Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.

Both: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.
Paul: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum and you're all welcome.
Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.

Both: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum.
Paul: Hum Diddy Dum. I'm a big dum-dum and you're all welcome for this song.


Backstage Swabbing (3:02)

Dawn: Hey Paul did you ever write a song about like an ex-girlfriend
Paul: No
Dawn: *laughs* yeah right. I heard that one that was like "you gave me herpes, you, you gave me herpes"
Paul: That was pretty much all of them.
Dawn: I.. yeah but I mean that's to be expected right. Rock and Roll. rock and roll.
Paul: wait. herpes are to be expected from ex-girlfriends or...?
Dawn: Do you think that...
Paul: writing songs about ex-girlfriends is to be expected?
Dawn: Do you think like that once we're huge rock and roll stars we gonna be totally like getting the herpes?
Paul: I hope not
Dawn: Do you think we gonna have a lot of groupies? Like, but we want clean ones.
Paul: Well I mean. You can't...You can't like just say that you wouldn't want somebody to be a fan if he had an STD of some sort.
Dawn: Well...
Paul: I'm sorry, You can come.. you can buy tickets to our shows, you can buy our CD's but you can't... no backstage passes.
alright that's not going to happen.
Dawn: Well how are we going to check. I mean like we really need to think about this.
We are going to need to have a staff of people that are checking our backstage groupies
Paul: can we send out like a little test kit *laughs*
Dawn: Like some kind of swab
Paul: yeah
Dawn: So like OK, so we will be done with our show, let's...let's wait this is what the auditorium is gonna sound like after our 16th fucking encore **crowd noise** Well can you do it too, cause I just sound like I'm by myself here **crowd noise**
Paul: "I love you Paul"
Dawn: "Dawn you're way more talented" **crowd noise**
Why is your audience so quiet? Listen to mine, mine's giving really good amount of...
Paul: They were hurt by that last comment there.
Dawn: aww
Paul: One of the..One of the people in your fan base *Laughs* just said that you were way more talented.
Dawn: Listen to my audience "we're sorry" you like that, we all apologised.
Paul: "Thank you, we'll cheer louder now"
Dawn: *laughs* "whoa, Smitten Bayou" Which of course is the way that you have to say it. "Smitten Bayou"
Paul: I'm not sure about that
Dawn: Really
Paul: Yeah, you sound....
Dawn: Like a haunted house
Paul: yeah
Dawn: Well how do you say it.
Paul: Are we a spooky...are we like a theme band.
Dawn: Like...
Paul: Halloween band
Dawn: No
Paul: **in spooky voice** "Smitten Bayou"
Dawn: **in spooky voice** "Do you like us? Because we're Smitten Bayouooooooo, Bayouoooooooo"
No I guess that doesn't sound cool. We're not going to get any ass backstage if we have like a spooky...
cause you know what? people probably will be a little nervous. But you know i think...
I think you are on to something with the swab test.
Paul: Right
Dawn: We don't want any dirty bitches backstage. Giving us the herpes or the HIV..the HIV.
Like Eazy-E, he died, right?
Paul: Yeah, he did
Dawn: Wow, we should pour a little out for him. I don't want to waste it though.
Paul: Pour it down our throats
Dawn: Yeah, let's get a drink


Strangers (4:44)

Dawn: (I seem as a straw)(?) like a candy cane and from a distance you bray(?)
But that's before and it can't be blamed
before my bravery taken flight
When we met I wore that mask of ancient reds and golds
until the candy man calls again you'll be meek and I'll be bold

Take me as I am. I will let you down
It'll take so long to forget about me.
You'll never be the same. I can promise you that,
Next time we meet we'll be strangers because because

I'm a little scared of piranhas, been a little frightened in the dark
But when you held me I felt so safe. Leaning together in the barque.
Look up to the sky and we both can see 10,000 women all the same
and we then ran in the foam so free. I never called you by your name

Take me as I am. I will let you down
It'll take so long to forget about me.
You'll never be the same. I can promise you that,
Next time we meet we'll be strangers because me because

I'm a little scared of piranhas, and I know you really miss your dad
Long ago I kissed you there, wouldn't change a thing that we had.
Pass me on the street. Never turn your head. Once in love but now strangers.

You'll never be the same. I can promise you that,
Next time we meet we'll be strangers because because.

Lumps O' Ladies (4:30)

Dawn: What do you think makes girls get all like super sexy for other girls when they get drunk
Paul: I don't ....I think that's just built in. They all have a lesbian chip.
Dawn: A chip?
Paul: I'm pretty sure it's a chip.
Dawn: What do you thin...like a...like robots?
Paul: No, like a little metal. Like a chip that they get when they're babies.
Dawn: Do I have one?
Paul: I don't know? Do You?
Dawn: Yeah. I have more than a chip. I have a lesbo motherboard. Like a...kinda like a....
remember those super computers from the fifties that took up like 3 fuckin' football fields?
Paul: You're a lesbian?
Dawn: No. I'm half and half. I likes...I likes chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and I like all the ice-cream.
Paul: What would strawberry be?
Dawn: A girl on her period. just kidding. I'm just kidding. That's not my thing. I don't like that.
I can't imagine that'd be my thing.
Paul: There's some people who's thing that...yeah...that...
Dawn: Can you imagine. You be like going down on this girl and then you'd come up and your mouths all covered.
You'd look like a zombie. That would look spooky. you know?
Paul: Like you're supposed to cook that shit before you eat it.
Dawn: yeah. Like...
Paul: This is raw.
Dawn: You're gonna get worms. Worms motherfucker.
Paul: That can't be healthy
Dawn: Yeah, I don't want to think about that part. That's like the...the least sexy part.
Paul: What if you didn't know? What if like you were doing naughty stuffs with a girl.
Dawn: Yeah
Paul: She was on her period
Dawn: Yeah
Paul: But you didn't know because it was maybe dark or something. Then you left *laughs* and you totally had like....
caught red mouthed. With your whole face was just like nose and...nose and cheeks and everything it's just like...
Dawn: People are like "were...were you eating a jam sandwich?"
Paul: man you feel fine like "Dude you get a bloody nose or something?" you're like "What are you talking about?"
Dawn: You have so much energy because you have so much iron, you're finally...
Paul: I think I would puke.
Dawn: Hey, I got a confession. That happened to me but not the...not the...I was the girl who got the period.
I got the period during the sex. Serious I'm not even kidding.
Paul: Yeah, and the..and the lights are out?
Dawn: Yeah but he didn't...it did not... it wasn't on his mouth. He had his T-shirt on and it was kinda like a light T-shirt
and then when he was done, he's like "what's all over my T-shirt?" and I 'm like "I don't know?"
Paul: You blame it on him. "I don't know, you fucking bleeding or something? Get out of my room"
Dawn: I can't...I was in his room.
Paul: Then that wouldn't work.
Dawn: But I was li...I was trying to play it off. Like "I don't know maybe there's just...
maybe there's just like mud in my pussy
Paul: "I think...I think your bed is bleeding"
Dawn: "I think...I think I got to go. I got to go"
Paul: Right
Dawn: I wonder...I wonder if I should...
Paul: Period sex
Dawn: Period sex. That's not...It's definitely not the hottest thing about girls on girls action
Paul: That's not.
Dawn: When I picture girls on girls, I'm not picturing period sex time.
Paul: No
Dawn: Like scissoring the squirts.
Paul: LIke I don't...When I picture girl on girl, I'm not think of like girls using the bathroom, periods, anything like that.
Dawn: What? Like girls going potty at the same time.
Paul: Yeah.
Dawn: No, I don't like that either.
Paul: Not a huge fan.
Dawn: I like just picturing like a big lump of ladies all kind of undulating and making out and grabbing boobies
and nobody has their period and everyone's in a good mood and there's no drama.
Which I know is fictitious, when you get a big lump of ladies.
Paul: Right, A big lump of ladies.
Dawn: A big lump...
Paul: With no drama.
Dawn: A big lump of ladies.That's what we should have called this song
Paul: Big lumpy ladies.
Dawn: No, well you know what
Paul: Big lump of ladies.
Dawn: I could go for th..
Sounds like an Irish song. Lump o' Ladies
Dawn: "Shi..Shi..Shi...Shi..Shi..Shi...Shi..at the end of the rainbow I found a big lump of ladies"
Paul: That's...To some people that is the pot of gold.
Dawn: To some people, you mean to us?
Paul: To everybody.
Dawn: To you and I my friend
Paul: To Smitten Bayou
Dawn: To Smitten Bayou
Paul: The lump of ladies is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. The rock and roll rainbow
Dawn: Rock and roll. Hey let's try the auditorium thing one more time.
But this time it's all ladies and they're all lumped up.
Paul: How am I going to do that? I'll try.
Dawn: Do a high pitch like...***crowd noise*** Ready
Paul: "I still love you Paul"
Dawn: Aww you...
Paul: "You're...You're both really talented"
Dawn: Oh OK you redeemed yourself a little.
Paul: "Yeah"
Dawn: Big lump


Girls On Girls (2:41)

Paul: Rub your pussies together, so hot like tropical weather.
Dawn: All you ladies gather 'round and grab a shot and let's get down.
Let the party begin it's time for you to sin
Grab you sexy little friend come on up and leave your man
You shouldn't be so shy, you're looking fine tonight.
Paul: And if you thinks it's not your thing, come on girl lose the wedding ring.
Grab your friend and hold her tight, move those hips left to right.
With 3 minutes of your time, got the ladies feeling fine.
So grab another round of booze and show us your moves.

Both: We love girls who grind on girls, who grind on girls
Paul: So rub your pussies together
Dawn: We love girls who grind on girls, who grind on girls
Paul: So hot like tropical weather.
Dawn: We love girls who grind on girls, who grind on girls
Paul: So rub your pussies together
Dawn: We love girls who grind on girls, who grind on girls
Paul: So hot like tropical weather.

Dawn: Put your hand up on her hips and move closer to her lips
run your fingers through her hair, she's got no underwear.
It's getting so hot now, that's what we talking about.
All I want is a taste of your swimsuit place.
Paul: So many ladies in here but I am starting to fear.
I really can't say but I think they're all queer.
Which isn't cool for me and my penis would agree.
Dawn: But for me it is nice so fuck you bitches all twice

Both: We love girls who grind on girls, who grind on girls
Paul: So rub your pussies together
Dawn: We love girls who grind on girls, who grind on girls
Paul: So hot like tropical weather.
Dawn: We love girls who grind on girls, who grind on girls
Paul: So rub your pussies together
Dawn: We love girls who grind on girls, who grind on girls
Paul: Hot like tropical weather.


Crying Wolf (3:41)

Dawn: I'm glad we're finally getting the CD done.
Paul: yeah, it's been a long time in the making.
Dawn: Remember when we had that CD release party and we were like "suckers there's no CD ready.
Paul: I thought it was a "See D release party"
Dawn: Well no then we turned it into seedy. Like we were super S....
Paul: With those seedy people don't really have a CD do they?
Dawn: That...Can you imagine going to a party and they like it's a CD release party and you're like
"where's the CD motherfuckers?". And you're like "we're busy..."
Paul: "We were kidding"
Dawn: "We...We don't even have a band"
Paul: "Paul doesn't really play guitar and Dawn... we don't write music so...."
Dawn: "She's crazy"
Paul: " Like I don't...."
Dawn: "Crazy"
Paul: "I don't know why she keeps telling everybody that we're in a band. It's getting pretty messed up"
Dawn: That we go to Las Vegas, that we have a big party, we rent a house.
Paul: Like how are paying for this Dawn? We don't even write music.
Dawn: So you know what we better sell a lot of CD's 'cause we've already been partying like rock stars.
Paul: We already did a...we had a CD release party in Vegas
Dawn: and we have to fin...so we have to finish the CD
Paul: and then go back
Dawn: Back to Vegas to celebrate the C....But no-ones even going to believe us this time.
Because last time we we're like "ha ha sucks"
Paul: We cried wolf
Dawn: You think we could cry wolf twice
Paul: I think you can cry wolf as many times as you want but it's if people are going to respond to it.
Pretty soon they're gonna to be like "ah fuck it let the wolf eat 'em"
Dawn: *laughs* You think the wolf's ever gonna eat us. I know what wolf's gonna eat us.
Paul: I won't let a wolf eat me.
Dawn: Oh. I'm gonna let the wolf eat me. The success wolf. Yeah
Paul: *laughs* Hopefully the success wolf comes....
Dawn: Do you think the success wolf has like a fuckin' briefcase? Comes with a "Raaa..."
Paul: Has glasses on and a pocket protector
Dawn: I'm like whoa
Paul: "Mmm Hello"
Dawn: Would you let the success wolf eat you.
Paul: Yes, I would like to be in the belly of the success wolf
Dawn: I picture the success wolf driving probably a pretty cool car
Paul: Yeah totally
Dawn: maybe drinking a little cognac at night to calm it's nerves from being so successful all day.
Paul: yeah
Dawn: "Raaa" that's what it would sound like. Well that...that sounded like a zombie.
What's a wolf sound like? Oh I guess it's a howl
Paul: Like that only less..less ah zombie
Dawn: Do you think...?
Paul: Just a growl. He probably doesn't growl much though he's probably just really happy
and always in a good mood.
Dawn: I'm kind of thinking he's like an agent, the success wolf. Mmm maybe that's what we need.
Paul: Does he still walk on all fours or is he like a..like a dog that..that?
Dawn: Like a b...
Paul: Walks only on his back legs.
Dawn: Like a...
Paul: Like a big chest and like really strong and everything.
Dawn: Like a bipedal dog.
Paul: Yeah.
Dawn: Wolf
Paul: Like y..I wouldn't...Like I don't picture the success wolf very mangy at all.
Dawn: No
Paul: I'd day he's very well groomed
Dawn: He smells good
Paul: Like a puppy
Dawn: No like Armaini. errr or some kind of fancy cologne. I don't even know..If I just..I might have made that up just now.
it sounded weird when I said it.
Paul: What
Dawn: Armaini
Paul: Armani
Dawn: Oh yeah that's right.
Paul: You're so low class Dawn
Dawn: "The success wolf come and bit me" alright, well listen. Let's...Let's do a shot after this song and celebrate the final....
the final making of our CD
Paul: OK
Dawn: That sound good
Paul: Sounds good to me
Dawn: Let's talk about Vegas in music
Paul: Sin City
Dawn: Sin City


Sin City (2:20)

Dawn: Flying on an aeroplane, drunk the whole way there
Getting ready for the weekend. Even trimmed my pubic hair.
Paul: Say what?
Dawn: A pocket full of money. Ready to play my game.
The limo's full of ladies kissing with no shame.

We're going to Sin, Sin City
We're going to Sin, Sin City
We're going to Sin, Sin City
We're going to Sin, Sin City

Paul: Whiskey on rocks. I'm going to cross all the lines.
With all my money on 17, it's got to hit this time.
Got hookers to the left of me and porn stars on the right.
Ain't no use in trying on getting any sleep tonight.

We're going to Sin, Sin City
We're going to Sin, in Sin City
We're going to Sin, Sin City
We're going to Sin, Sin City

Dawn: The Rumplemintz it does me in and the hot tub makes me show too much skin
Paul: With free cocktails it never fails, I'm so fucked up. I'm seeing trails.
Dawn: Having fun on the strip in this crazy town called Las Vegas
and we are going to Sin, in Sin City
Dawn: Sin, in Sin City
Paul: Come on people let me show you what it's all about.
Dawn: Sin, in Sin City
going to Sin, in Sin City
Paul: Come on people let me show you what it's all about.


Bumpin' Rumpz (0:44)

Dawn: Let's do a shot of Rumpz to celebrate our...our first and hopefully not last CD.
Paul: I'll never turn down a shot Dawn pour it up
Dawn: Alright hold on. Ice cold rumpz
Paul: Now It's only like 8AM right now or so.
Dawn: Well rock and roll
Paul: You gonna be alright with this.
Dawn: Hey should we pour one out for the success wolf. Cheers
Paul: Cheers.
Dawn: To Smitten Bayou
Paul: and Le Brown Note
Dawn: Minty

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wombat you are amazing

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Little Girls:

You have "She was a troubled teen but never run away"
but it sounds like "She was a troubled teen and never prom queen"

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Little Girl

Basement level's always under cover
???????????????????? I hear that girl pulls trains. (Paul: Choo, choo)
even though those boys they made her

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WOW!!! only a few thing to correct that i'll confirm with paul and dawn, but damn, you are amazing mr wombat

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with corrections...

Little Girl (2:52)

Dawn: (with Paul in harmony)
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her head
and when she was good, she was very, very good
but when she was bad she was horrid

She was a troubled teen never prom queen
prone to fits of depression
But everybody said "it's all in your head"
bad things we should never mention
Like the rope and the pills and the glass and the car
next to all things she considered

Maybe on the last day they would all finally say
Oh my god she was truly a treasure
so she swallows it down it's such a small town
and the things have the way of a spreading
you should run run away before you go insane
Stop hurting those who love you

Can't answer why she messed with all those guys
Basement lovers always under cover
They snicker and say I hear that girl pulls trains
even though those boys they made her
She gave them quite a fight, scream with all her might
but the echoes were all in vain
and the counsellor said "it's all in your head"
it was easier than to believe her

so she swallows it down this is such a small town
and the things have the way of a spreading
Maybe on the last day they would all finally say
Oh my god she was truly a treasure
Like the pills and the rope and glass and the car
next to all things she considered
you should run run away before you go insane
Stop hurting those who love you

There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her head
and when she was good, she was very, very good
but when she was bad she was horrid


Strangers (4:44)

Dawn: Seeming so strong like a candy cane and from a distance you'd be right
But that's before and it can't be blamed
before my bravery taken flight
When we met I wore that mask of ancient reds and golds
until the candy man calls again you'll be meek and I'll be bold

Take me as I am. I will let you down
It'll take so long to forget about me.
You'll never be the same. I can promise you that,
Next time we meet we'll be strangers because because

I'm a little scared of piranhas, get a little bit frightened in the dark
But when you held me I felt so safe. Leaning together in the park.
Look up to the sky and we both can see 10,000 women all the same
and we then ran in the corn so free. I never called you by your name

Take me as I am. I will let you down
It'll take so long to forget about me.
You'll never be the same. I can promise you that,
Next time we meet we'll be strangers because of me, because

I'm a little scared of piranhas, and I know you really miss your dad
Long ago I kissed you there, wouldn't change a thing that we had.
Pass me on the street. Never turn your head. Once in love but now strangers.

You'll never be the same. I can promise you that,
Next time we meet we'll be strangers because because.

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Thanks toyotaboy, Jeff and Drew

Boy, when I got the lyrics wrong, I got them really wrong

It's funny listening to the songs now after finding out the correct lyrics it's like:
"Doh Dave, Of course that's what Dawn said"

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